Dunhaklarg is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, generous pigeon.

Dunhaklarg created the Small Magellanic Cloud six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dunhaklarg, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Dunhaklarg, it will turn you into a rock.

Dunhaklarg's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.

Dunhaklarg's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Dunhaklarg.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Dunhaklarg.

3. Never think ill of sick ants.

4. Never feed rice to doves while wearing pink boots.

5. Always help sick swans.