Rigstikflab Weghastip is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, generous weasel.

Rigstikflab Weghastip created the Large Magellanic Cloud nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Rigstikflab Weghastip, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Rigstikflab Weghastip, it will turn you into a blue tit.

Rigstikflab Weghastip's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Rigstikflab Weghastip's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Do not hurt birds.

3. Never skip in holy places.

4. Erect six platinum sculptures of Rigstikflab Weghastip on top of important buildings.

5. Respect your elders.