Lidsafliknullhughugcep Libcapsak Cebbudcar is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, flying camel.

Lidsafliknullhughugcep Libcapsak Cebbudcar created dark energy five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Lidsafliknullhughugcep Libcapsak Cebbudcar, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Lidsafliknullhughugcep Libcapsak Cebbudcar, he will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Lidsafliknullhughugcep Libcapsak Cebbudcar's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Lidsafliknullhughugcep Libcapsak Cebbudcar's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed coconuts to monkeys while wearing pink hats.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Erect nine nickel sculptures of Lidsafliknullhughugcep Libcapsak Cebbudcar on top of important buildings.

4. You must pray to Lidsafliknullhughugcep Libcapsak Cebbudcar five times a day.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.