Rillbonkrot is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, effective snake.

Rillbonkrot created the planet Saturn six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rillbonkrot, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Rillbonkrot, he will send minions to preach to you.

Rillbonkrot's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Rillbonkrot's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if six foxes approach from the west.

2. Rillbonkrot must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Rillbonkrot.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Never paint your arms green.