Lanbedrakbomkonlagdimhit is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, vain donkey.

Lanbedrakbomkonlagdimhit created an electron three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Lanbedrakbomkonlagdimhit, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Lanbedrakbomkonlagdimhit, he will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Lanbedrakbomkonlagdimhit's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Lanbedrakbomkonlagdimhit's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if six sharks approach from the south.

2. Never talk about gulls.

3. Always wear white.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Never eat bark.