Flabbifcap is a god.
He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, calm
fly.
Flabbifcap created the Cigar Galaxy seven thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Flabbifcap, he will ignore you forever.
If you do not believe in
Flabbifcap, he will curse you and those you beget for all time.
Flabbifcap's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.
Flabbifcap's Holy Commandments1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.
2. Do not laugh in public.
3. Erect a giant tin sculpture of Flabbifcap in the centre of the settlement.
4. Never hurt moths.
5. Never run near gulls.