Narcisstik Latjighiv is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, compassionate frog.

Narcisstik Latjighiv created the solar system four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Narcisstik Latjighiv, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Narcisstik Latjighiv, it will jump up and down on your head.

Narcisstik Latjighiv's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Narcisstik Latjighiv's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Narcisstik Latjighiv nine times a day.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Retreat if five ducks approach from the west.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.