Dapbusmet is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, deceitful whale.

Dapbusmet created snails two billion years ago.

If you believe in Dapbusmet, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Dapbusmet, she will torture you forever.

Dapbusmet's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Dapbusmet's Holy Commandments

1. Always help moths in need.

2. Hide if four ants approach from the north.

3. Hide from violet sharks for they are unholy.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Always make sure there are no bats in a room before entering it.