Sterjopomt is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, irritating chinchilla.

Sterjopomt created vertebrates two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sterjopomt, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Sterjopomt, he will turn you into a plant.

Sterjopomt's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Sterjopomt's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Do not jump in public.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Sterjopomt.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.