Vangenwit is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, boastful sheep.

Vangenwit created the planet Earth five million years ago.

If you believe in Vangenwit, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Vangenwit, she will ignore you and hope you go away.

Vangenwit's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Vangenwit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep nine seals in a large pit.

2. You must pray to Vangenwit eight times a day.

3. Retreat if five turtles approach from the south.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Never wear magenta rings.