Lidwotcim is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, weak penguin.

Lidwotcim created the planet Earth four years ago.

If you believe in Lidwotcim, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Lidwotcim, she will not invite you to parties.

Lidwotcim's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Lidwotcim's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Do not speak about spinach.