Vagcidbep is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, uncaring deer.

Vagcidbep created a bottom quark four years ago.

If you believe in Vagcidbep, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Vagcidbep, it will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Vagcidbep's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Vagcidbep's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention ducks.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Worship no other gods but Vagcidbep.

4. Learn eight new languages a year.

5. Feed all hungry moths.