Legnegtap is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, moody crab.

Legnegtap created the planet Jupiter seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Legnegtap, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Legnegtap, he will laugh at you.

Legnegtap's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Legnegtap's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the east.

2. Never go into brown rooms.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Legnegtap.

5. Do not hurt eagles.