Pogzanduss is a god.

He takes the form of a large, conceited manatee.

Pogzanduss created the Cigar Galaxy nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pogzanduss, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Pogzanduss, he will turn you into a snail.

Pogzanduss' most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Pogzanduss' Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place in black.

2. Never think about electromagnetism near capybaras while wearing cyan scarves and balancing four copper spheres on your hands.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Feed all hungry doves.