Stannarbim is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, awe-inspiring camel.

Stannarbim created an electron eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Stannarbim, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Stannarbim, it will turn you into a sparrow.

Stannarbim's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Stannarbim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of carbon.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Do not speak about tomatoes.

4. Run away from turquoise badgers, for they are unholy.

5. Never look at comets.