Cebnartdindim Matvedbag is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, impressive fish.

Cebnartdindim Matvedbag created life two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cebnartdindim Matvedbag, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Cebnartdindim Matvedbag, he will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Cebnartdindim Matvedbag's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Cebnartdindim Matvedbag's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed rice to bats while wearing pink rings.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate whales.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Draw representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Never eat green fruit.