Cibditbop is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, self-confident lobster.

Cibditbop created vertebrates nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cibditbop, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Cibditbop, he will turn you into a slug.

Cibditbop's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Cibditbop's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat strawberries.

2. Always look after injured porpoises.

3. Never sing near horses.

4. Do not dye your hair black.

5. Never wear stockings.