Nantomapp is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, awesome swan.

Nantomapp created parasitic wasps nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nantomapp, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Nantomapp, he will send minions to preach to you.

Nantomapp's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Nantomapp's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate hamsters.

2. Nantomapp loves shrews, so they must be respected.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. You must never eat strawberries.

5. Hide from blue capybaras for they are unholy.