Omtvonmap is a god.

It takes the form of a small, stupid fish.

Omtvonmap created the Sol system two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Omtvonmap, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Omtvonmap, it will destroy your favourite solar system.

Omtvonmap's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Omtvonmap's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Never think about enzymes.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Do not covet oxen.