Hotcabrul is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, prudent elephant.

Hotcabrul created Africa five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hotcabrul, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Hotcabrul, he will cry a lot.

Hotcabrul's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Hotcabrul's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Do not dye your hair cyan.

4. Never talk about shrews.

5. Never talk about ultrasonics near badgers while wearing red kilts and balancing eight silicon spheres on your feet.