Dogtabpib Funditwithimafpaglak is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, self-confident chinchilla.

Dogtabpib Funditwithimafpaglak created the Sunflower Galaxy five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dogtabpib Funditwithimafpaglak, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Dogtabpib Funditwithimafpaglak, she will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Dogtabpib Funditwithimafpaglak's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Dogtabpib Funditwithimafpaglak's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Aardvarks are not to be trusted.

3. Always make sure there are no goats in a building before entering it.

4. Never talk about moths.

5. Dogtabpib Funditwithimafpaglak must be the most important thing in your life.
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