Kenwanrull is a god.
He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, strong
wombat.
Kenwanrull created the planet Mars four thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Kenwanrull, he will make you immortal.
If you do not believe in
Kenwanrull, he will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.
Kenwanrull's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.
Kenwanrull's Holy Commandments1. Do not shave your chest.
2. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.
3. Never look at stars.
4. Pray towards the east.
5. Never play with disobedient children.