Kenwanrull is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, strong wombat.

Kenwanrull created the planet Mars four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kenwanrull, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Kenwanrull, he will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Kenwanrull's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Kenwanrull's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your chest.

2. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.

3. Never look at stars.

4. Pray towards the east.

5. Never play with disobedient children.