Jatyarlyam is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, vain goblin.

Jatyarlyam created a quark three billion years ago.

If you believe in Jatyarlyam, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Jatyarlyam, it will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Jatyarlyam's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Jatyarlyam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Jatyarlyam.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Do not stand on grass.
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