Binton is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, kind swan.

Binton created the cosmos four million years ago.

If you believe in Binton, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Binton, he will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Binton's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Binton's Holy Commandments

1. Erect seven copper sculptures of Binton on top of important buildings.

2. Erect a large lead sculpture of Binton on top of all buildings.

3. Never leap in the presence of dolphins.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place in red.