Hugyarlrap is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, grumpy jaguar.

Hugyarlrap created vertebrates seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hugyarlrap, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Hugyarlrap, she will turn you into a plant.

Hugyarlrap's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Hugyarlrap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Always treat goats with great respect.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. You must pray to Hugyarlrap five times a day.

5. Hugyarlrap loves rats, so they must be respected.