Gadhatnill is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, calm shrew.

Gadhatnill created time and space eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gadhatnill, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Gadhatnill, he will destroy your home galaxy.

Gadhatnill's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Gadhatnill's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Do not kill cats.

3. Run away from fawn gulls, for they are unholy.

4. Never sprint in holy places.

5. Always help monkeys in need.