Nabstaf is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, generous narwhal.

Nabstaf created the planet Jupiter twelve years ago.

If you believe in Nabstaf, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Nabstaf, he will send two she bears to sort you out.

Nabstaf's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Nabstaf's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your feet brown.

2. You must love Nabstaf.

3. Never look at black holes.

4. Do not wear silver on your body.

5. Do not shave your back.