Bushattabrenfas Binfidrakladxuckjenpigpas is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, all-knowing dragonfly.

Bushattabrenfas Binfidrakladxuckjenpigpas created the planet Saturn nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bushattabrenfas Binfidrakladxuckjenpigpas, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Bushattabrenfas Binfidrakladxuckjenpigpas, he will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Bushattabrenfas Binfidrakladxuckjenpigpas' most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Bushattabrenfas Binfidrakladxuckjenpigpas' Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if nine eagles approach from the east.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Learn six new languages a year.

4. Never look at stars.

5. Do not wear green clothing.