Padsandraw is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, almighty fly.

Padsandraw created Asia nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Padsandraw, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Padsandraw, he will have a very low opinion of you.

Padsandraw's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Padsandraw's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the south.

2. Retreat if nine monkeys approach from the west.

3. You must love Padsandraw.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate sharks.