Logbafaf is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, deceitful armadillo.

Logbafaf created a quark eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Logbafaf, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Logbafaf, she will have a low opinion of you.

Logbafaf's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Logbafaf's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no frogs in a room before entering it.

2. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Logbafaf.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Worship no other gods but Logbafaf.