Talbogbod is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, fast camel.

Talbogbod created an electron twelve years ago.

If you believe in Talbogbod, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Talbogbod, she will ignore you.

Talbogbod's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Talbogbod's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Talbogbod's name in vain.

2. Erect a giant zinc sculpture of Talbogbod in the centre of the settlement.

3. Hide if nine swans approach from the north.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Always take life seriously.