Fomflagdap is a god.

She takes the form of a small, omnipotent fish.

Fomflagdap created a bottom quark seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Fomflagdap, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Fomflagdap, she will turn you into a mouse.

Fomflagdap's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Fomflagdap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear violet clothing.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Never eat bananas.

4. Always help foxes.

5. Never feed oranges to goats while wearing hats.