Diddabgat is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, self-confident parrot.

Diddabgat created matter six billion years ago.

If you believe in Diddabgat, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Diddabgat, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Diddabgat's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Diddabgat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep eight eagles in a large pit.

2. Never sit in the presence of snails.

3. Do not hurt ducks.

4. Always wear violet.

5. Never eat bark.