Hanhinbut is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, idiotic butterfly.

Hanhinbut created dark matter seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hanhinbut, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Hanhinbut, he will turn you into a giant snail.

Hanhinbut's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Hanhinbut's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Always help sick horses.

3. Never feed lots of onions to nematodes while wearing green trousers.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Never feed parsnips to hamsters while wearing white coats.