Dossniltap is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, passionate meerkat.

Dossniltap created the Small Magellanic Cloud five billion years ago.

If you believe in Dossniltap, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Dossniltap, he will refuse to believe in you.

Dossniltap's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Dossniltap's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Dossniltap.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Never feed peas to foxes while wearing skirts.

5. Do not trade with those who eat cherries.