Somkonnad is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, clever horse.

Somkonnad created water five billion years ago.

If you believe in Somkonnad, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Somkonnad, he will try to impress you with trees.

Somkonnad's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Somkonnad's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Do not dye your hair pink.

3. Never feed corn to mice while wearing scarves.

4. Do not keep nine ducks in a large pit.

5. Always help sick rats.