Hignullidmad is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, generous octopus.

Hignullidmad created energy nine million years ago.

If you believe in Hignullidmad, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Hignullidmad, he will turn you into a duck.

Hignullidmad's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Hignullidmad's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about comets.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Do not dye your hair pink.

4. Never sprint near doves.

5. Do not wear magenta clothing.