Nur is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, clever cat.

Nur created life three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nur, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Nur, it will send two she bears to sort you out.

Nur's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Nur's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill squirrels.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. You must love Nur.

4. Erect a large silicon sculpture of Nur on top of all buildings.

5. Do not eat parsnips.