Fasdodvab is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, self-assured alligator.

Fasdodvab created the Andromeda Galaxy four million years ago.

If you believe in Fasdodvab, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Fasdodvab, she will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Fasdodvab's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Fasdodvab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Hide if nine otters approach from the east.

4. Never think about solid mechanics.

5. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.