Ligvonomin is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, fast bird.

Ligvonomin created the Cigar Galaxy five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ligvonomin, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Ligvonomin, he will turn you into a duck.

Ligvonomin's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Ligvonomin's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Always wear white.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Do not kill voles.

5. Do not keep nine tapirs in a large pit.