Tenkipbun Sogbessquim Tafvanvin is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, moody chicken.

Tenkipbun Sogbessquim Tafvanvin created the solar system six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tenkipbun Sogbessquim Tafvanvin, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Tenkipbun Sogbessquim Tafvanvin, he will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Tenkipbun Sogbessquim Tafvanvin's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Tenkipbun Sogbessquim Tafvanvin's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at asteroids.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate frogs.

3. Do not dye your hair brown.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.