Nurcebfarlist is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, compassionate seal.

Nurcebfarlist created energy four years ago.

If you believe in Nurcebfarlist, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Nurcebfarlist, it will turn you into a frog.

Nurcebfarlist's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Nurcebfarlist's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Pray towards the west.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Never wear turquoise shirts.

5. Moths are unholy and should not be approached.