Bogomtlitrencin is a god.
He takes the form of a large, boastful
snail.
Bogomtlitrencin created the cosmos four trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Bogomtlitrencin, he will approve.
If you do not believe in
Bogomtlitrencin, he will torture you forever.
Bogomtlitrencin's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.
Bogomtlitrencin's Holy Commandments1. Do not kill turtles.
2. Do not trade with those who eat strawberries.
3. Never wear tights.
4. Erect five iron sculptures of Bogomtlitrencin on top of important buildings.
5. Do not speak about coconuts.