Bogomtlitrencin is a god.

He takes the form of a large, boastful snail.

Bogomtlitrencin created the cosmos four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bogomtlitrencin, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Bogomtlitrencin, he will torture you forever.

Bogomtlitrencin's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Bogomtlitrencin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill turtles.

2. Do not trade with those who eat strawberries.

3. Never wear tights.

4. Erect five iron sculptures of Bogomtlitrencin on top of important buildings.

5. Do not speak about coconuts.