Pomfotbif is a god.
He takes the form of a rotund, caring
octopus.
Pomfotbif created a top quark nine million years ago.
If you believe in
Pomfotbif, he will remain indifferent to you.
If you do not believe in
Pomfotbif, he will turn you into a blue tit.
Pomfotbif's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.
Pomfotbif's Holy Commandments1. Do not drink alcohol.
2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate swans.
3. Do not drink from vessels made of aluminium.
4. Do not listen to music.
5. Always pray in complete darkness.