Pangilsid is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, happy goblin.

Pangilsid created a bottom quark four million years ago.

If you believe in Pangilsid, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Pangilsid, it will try to impress you with rainbows.

Pangilsid's most sacred site is Daren in Wales.

Pangilsid's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about archaea.

2. Draw representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Do not eat peanuts.

4. Never run near manatees.

5. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place in brown.