Logsinfid is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, competent mouse.

Logsinfid created a charm quark seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Logsinfid, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Logsinfid, it will turn you into a hamster.

Logsinfid's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Logsinfid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Never feed melons to eagles while wearing yellow coats.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Logsinfid.

5. Put Logsinfid first in all things.