Flowkensid is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, able fly.

Flowkensid created the planet Mars seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Flowkensid, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Flowkensid, she will turn you into a duck.

Flowkensid's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Flowkensid's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention pigs.

2. Learn seven new languages a year.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Never talk about dark matter near hamsters while wearing purple rings.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.