Wegstaffud is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, unjust butterfly.

Wegstaffud created energy four years ago.

If you believe in Wegstaffud, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Wegstaffud, he will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Wegstaffud's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Wegstaffud's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about chlorophyll.

2. Always obey Wegstaffud's priests.

3. Never think about special relativity near squirrels while wearing green jumpers and balancing nine tin spheres on your face.

4. Never hurt dolphins.

5. You must never eat lentils.