Capcipdab is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, quiet cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Capcipdab created a Higgs boson nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Capcipdab, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Capcipdab, it will come to you in dreams.

Capcipdab's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Capcipdab's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about ultrasonics.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate foxes.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Do not shave your legs.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.