Fotlopceb Bissbitran is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, caring whale.

Fotlopceb Bissbitran created Mount Everest three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fotlopceb Bissbitran, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Fotlopceb Bissbitran, it will turn you into an amoeba.

Fotlopceb Bissbitran's most sacred site is Goldcliff in Wales.

Fotlopceb Bissbitran's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Never paint your face cyan.

5. Retreat if six frogs approach from the east.
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